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The piGbano has been drEbm7inking
My nAbm7ecktie is aslDb7(9sus4)eep
And the cGbombo went back Ebm7to New York
The jAbm7ukebox has to tDb7(9sus4)ake a leak
And the cGbarpet needs a hEbm7aircut
And the spAbm7otlight looks like a prDb7(9sus4)ison break
'Cause the tGbelephone's out of cEbm7igarettes
And the bAbm7alcony's Db7(9sus4)on the mDb7ake
And the piGbano has been drEbm7inking
The piAbm7ano has been drDb7(9sus4)inking Db7
And the mGbenus are all frEbm7eezing
And the lAbm7ight man's blind in Db7(9sus4)one eye
And he cGban't see out of the Ebm7other
And the piAbm7ano-tuner's got a hDb7(9sus4)earing aid
And he shGbowed up with his mEbm7other
And the piAbm7ano has been drDb7(9sus4)inking Db7
The piGbano has been drEbm7inking
'Cause the bAbm7ouncer is a sDb7(9sus4)umo wrestler
CrGbeam puff Casper mEbm7ilk toast
And the Abm7owner is a mDb7(9sus4)ental mDb7idget
With the GbI.Q. of a fEbm7encepost
'Cause the pAbm7iano has been drDb7(9sus4)inking Db7
The piGbano has been drEbm7inking
And you cAbm7an't find your wDb7(9sus4)aitress Db7
WGbith a geiger cEbm7ounter
And she hAbm7ates you and your frDb7(9sus4)iends
And you just cGban't get served withEbm7out her
And the bAbm7ox-office is drDb7(9sus4)ooling Db7
And the bGbar stools are on fEbm7ire
And the newspAbm7apers were fDb7(9sus4)ooling
And the Gbash-trays have retEbm7ired
'Cause the piAbm7ano has been drDb7(9sus4)inking
The piGbano has been drEbm7inking
The piAbm7ano has been drDb7(9sus4)inking Db7
Not mGbe, not mEbm7e, not mAbm7e, not mDb7(9sus4)e, not mGbe